Wednesday, August 5, 2009

TALKING TO MY HAIRDRESSER

Just trim around the ears.
Trust me they’re there.

The wax? I’m a cottage industry.
I make candles out of it.

My girlfriend? I don’t understand her tongue
until it’s in my mouth.

Honestly I’ve tried to go fuck myself,
but I can’t figure out how to do it.

I get all tangled up
and wind up fucking somebody else every time.

Could you turn your head when you cough please?
Thanks.

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