Wednesday, March 11, 2009

THE CARDINAL RULES

one may fly and eliminate at the same time

wearing red doesn’t mean you’re gay or a slut

just whistle if you want to get laid


love means eggs

if you are wanted, leave town

with “Three Pieces in the Shape of a Pear”

playing in your ears


blue jays are abortionists

sunsets are cheap imitations

Pollock is Art


we do not “borrow” books from the library

we have no need for a sheriff

all human beings are evil

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